Have you ever wanted the answers to all the questions we’re all dying to ask? Kent bowler Charlie Shreck is the second to go under the spotlight.
Instead of the usual run of the mill favourite colour and what car do you drive type questions, KSN have come up with a slightly unusual list to put to the Kent squad and they have given us their honest answers.
Some had to be censored as they were TOO honest, but we carry on the series with bowler Charlie Shreck who gives us an insight into his life.
1, Which member of the Kent team would have in a pub quiz team and why?
James Tredwell – because he is our leader!
2, What is your worst memory of school?
School.
3, When you are driving, what annoys you most about other drivers?
70mph in the middle lane.
4, Can you explain your thinking behind your tattoos? (If you have any!)
None.
5, What would your team-mates say are your best qualities?
My buttocks.
6, If you were stuck on a desert island and had to eat a team-mate, who would be the first to go?
Matt Coles (meaty and of no other use).
7, If you had to get a lift to training, who would you least like to drive you and why?
Matt Coles…
8, Which team-mate would you never room with and why?
Matt Coles (he’s an animal).
9, If someone dropped a £50 note on the street, would you keep it or hand it in?
I’d have to give it to Mike Powell (see Q33)
10, What do you think you’d be if you weren’t a cricketer?
US President.
11, Can you play any other sports and are you any good?
Snooker.
12, Would you ever consider a career in the media?
Yes – but no good at it.
13, Where did you last go on holiday and why?
California on a road trip – good fun!
14, How often do you cook at home, if at all?
Every day.
15, Would you rather spend a day with Freddie Flintoff or Pamela Anderson and why?
Pam – warmer climate.
16, When you were young, what did you never want to eat for dinner?
Dumplings.
17, What is the biggest prank you have ever seen played on someone else?
Car wheels removed during a County Championship game at Leeds.
18, Who has the worst sense of direction at the club?
Brendan Nash – in the wrong country.
19, What ambitions to you have in life?
Stay alive.
20, Would you even consider a career in coaching when you retire?
Yes
21, Who’s the last down to breakfast when you are away and why?
Ivan Thomas – he sleeps a lot.
22, Can you speak any other languages and what are they?
No.
23, Who cuts the grass at home?
Ash Shaw – he’s dangerous and loves mowing lawns.
24, Are you any good at DIY or do you gets someone in?
Excellent at it.
25, If you could be a famous musician, who would it be and why?
Mick Jagger – MBA in Business Management and bangs out a tune.
26, Who has got the worst sense of humour at the club and what’s their worst joke?
Darren Stevens – redundant.
27, What’s the funniest practical joke you have played on a team-mate?
Put an ad in the paper saying the coach had kittens for sale with his phone number – ha ha!
28, How many bats do you own and what do you do with your old ones?
3 and give them to my mates.
29, When was the last time you bought a lady a bunch of flowers and why?
Wife for Valnetine’s Day – social pressure.
30, Where were you when you heard Michael Jackson had died and did you believe it?
At home and yes!
31, What games consoles do you have at home and are you any good?
PC all the way.
32, Which person from history would you most liked to have met and why?
John Lennon as he was a genius.
33, Who at the club is the last to buy a round of drinks?
Mike Powell.
34, If you had to give up your TV or your mobile, which would it be and why?
TV – can watch TV on my mobile. Best of both worlds.
35, If someone wrote a book about you, what would the title be?
There ain’t no such thing as a superman.
36, What’s the scariest thing you have ever done?
Walked barefoot across a volcano.
37, You bump into Jimmy Adams’ car in the car park. Tell him or drive off?
Text him – just saw Sam Billings clip your car!
KSN will have our next Q&A with another Kent player on Thursday.
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